Brain-dump
It looks like I’ve fallen into that typical blog trap of deciding that a blog is a marvelous idea, writing 3 posts and then forgetting that it exists. Well done me! I could come up with all those excuses that I use to avoid going to the gym, like my favorite “I’m too busy”and then the less-used, but still satisfying “I’m trying to save my energy for bigger and better things”, but unfortunately, unlike the gym, the evidence that my new-found activity has been abandoned is still there.
Anyway, back to it then.
I’m starting to realise why those people back in dusty, old bible times were so excited about the promised land. You know, the one that was supposed to be filled with milk and honey? It all seemed a little strange to me at the time, what with me being fairly indifferent about the events back then, but it’s recently come to light. I mean, have you ever tasted milk and honey? Perhaps if the people in charge had thrown some vanilla essence into the mix they would have had an even greater following. That drink could stop wars, mainly by sending all the main players straight off into laa-laa land but it could stop wars nonetheless.
I’ve learned a few valuable life lessons in the past couple of weeks:
- Tax returns are a bitch
- When they say ’shiny side in’ on the recipe, they really mean it
- The Atkins diet, and any derivative of it, including the Total Wellbeing diets, sucks. Completely.
- Crunchy peanut butter beats smooth any day. Ever.
That is all. As you were.